Hang on a minute, PEN HADOW now what sort of a name is that, sounds a bit to me like Bear Grylls (he's really called Derek), anyway this Pen character is according to his peers the most adventurous polar explorers of present times, and he's trekked all the way to the North Pole and everywhere else South, without oxygen, kentucky fried chicken, and wearing nowt more than a pair of wooly pants his mam knitted him.
And now he's in an emergency situation,(which lets be honest it was) he panics the whole of the flying public of the UK with stories of reckless plummets and oxygen masks that don't work
Sounds like a bit of free telly publicity to me, maybe he's looking for sponsors for the Great North Run