Guess Piers Morgan has just has his last freebie flight from BA. What a w8nker!
I can just see it now - Rod has a little friendly banter with some passengers:-
Morgan - "Where were all the Hollywood hardmen on 11/9?"
Rod - "Yeah, they want everyone to see their movies and think how big and brave they are"
Morgan - "Agreed. They like to put forward an image that they can save the world even in real life!"
Both - Laughing
Rod - "Yeah, but at the first sign of trouble they cower under their beds like gutless cowards."
Both - Laughter
.....and so on.
Once he gets off the flight the little 5hit Morgan choses to publish their banter "in the public interest"