Lookleft, ya big girl!
Ya wanna talk about "black holes"? Try landing here on a dark night with only a jam tin flare on each corner of the strip !!!!!
I have - once only!
Dr 
PS: The "thwack" as I ran the prop through the prickly bush just short of the threshold kinda got my attention.
I
"dips me 'at" to the RFDS guys who do this sort of thing every second day (or night!).