Now you are sounding desperate Bootneck - you have resorted to Lost's infantile 'cut and paste with comments'.
As you show, I replied the very next post that I would go when they sent me the tickets (shift plot, SAROps and Falklands plot permitting). I will have to take leave to do this (which I am happy to do) so it is not without some sacrifice on my part.
Your chip about crabs is so large I am surprised you can get in a cockpit with it on your shoulder