It's strange that only those who are not eligible to go to war are the ones bravely suggesting that we do
Ah. The old eligibility ploy. Very good. I must remember that when they recruit for the Home Guard.
Crab, 'tis only a few mild japes at your expense. If you can't deal with our incoming how the hell will you deal with Mohammed's?
Crab arrives at Camp Bastion and is directed to his Yurt.
