Once upon a time, Two Dogs rear-ended a car on his way to work. So, there 2Ds was, stopped on the side of the ring road, and the other driver got slowly out of his car.
2D couldn't believe his (very bad) luck.... the other driver was none other than the poisened DWARF (a.k.a 'Wacky Acky')!!!
The poisened DWARF stormed over to 2D's car and shouted, 'I'M NOT HAPPY!!!'
2D couldn't help himself and shouted back 'Well, if you aren't HAPPY, which bloody one are you?'
And then the fight started..........and they didn't live happily ever after
(Apologies to all who don't know about Snow White)