Before you start insulting the people who pay you wages, can I suggest you invest in a dictionary or a spell checker.
As one girl was quick to remind a particularly rude member of the public we work very hard for our wages which are paid to us by Pay & People Services - do you work for them? if not then you do not pay my wages you pay for the service which takes you form a to b I am paid by the company which provides that service to ensure you get there safely and, If I am feeling generous, comfortably.
I serve you but I distinctly despise being spoken to in such an rude way as above.
Whatever job you do we are essentially all in the business of sales or services. If you can honestly tell me that you don't come across the occasional dim wit I would be very surprised.
I am regularly locked in a metal tube with several hundred people - among them are some idiots, dim wits, those with worryingly long arms (usually called Dave and Janice) and some lovely lovely people to. However the minority tend to make an impression which is why threads like this are great for venting (rather than doing so at work) and do not require comments like yours to bring the mood down - or are you called Dave?
Sorry I am in an unusually mean mood right now.
Oh and to the point of the thread:
Pax: Can I have a wine?
CC: yes certainly!
long pause
CC: What wine sir?
Pax: oh red
CC: and which red sir?
Pax: goodness this is more difficult than I thought it would be.
As for some of my colleagues, well we could be here all day!