Originally Posted by
Catastrophic_Failure
God bless you guys, I'll bare this in mind on Monday. Think I'll go for two flight socks down the trousers (maybe more if next door is empty and I can rob their pack), and a low cut top for good measure- I can't fail!
Reminds me of the joke about the guy who arrived in Sydney and got chatting to a local barkeeper: he was going to pose up and down Bondi Beach next morning and wanted any tips on what attracted the local totties.
The barkeeper said "put a rolled up pair of socks down your swimming trunks, mate they'll be all over you, it never fails".
So the next day this guy is strutting his stuff up and down Bondi all morning - nothing, not so much as a nibble. Still, he perseveres for another couple of hours but still nothing.
At that moment, he spots the barkeeper sat on a sunlounger so he storms over and says "what sort of Mickey Mouse advice did you give me last night? I've been sweating my a$$ off for five hours and I've pulled diddly-squat".
The barkeeper looks at the guy's backside and says "yeah, mate when I told you to put rolled up socks down your trunks, you're supposed to put them down the front".