Upon power up it says....
" Welcome to Eurofighter Typhoon, I am your state of the art ride for today and I am RAF Production number 20 of our planned force of 250...err 249...err 232..."
"Weapons check now in progress, please standby....whilst i try to locate if I have a gun fitted......"
Or in the best Catch 22 moment....
Pilot " Aircraft.... Guns Guns Guns"
Aircraft "Congratualtions you have just been awarded 4 shares in M & M enterprises"