SASless
Now I can only picture you as a bearded captain at the Bubba Gump Shrimping Company
The single piston thing brought a story to mind.
A guy I heard of some yrs ago here in Iceland had a broken down lawnmover. He called a company that fixes these kind of machines and the clerk asked our friend what kind of engine the mover had, is it a two-stroke or a four-stroke?... well, he said, it has a single piston so it must be a single stroke engine....