Code 100,
Sorry old man, I should've recognised the sarcasm... It'd been a long day.
No, cooking shows are ok; if the choice is Nigella, Oprah or Phil & Kirsty (such as gets presented to me by The Boss when all I want to watch is 'Sinking a Carrier' or 'Scrapping a 747' or 'SAS Down Under'), I go for the one with the biggets t!ts...
What will make me laugh is when the first reports come out of some poor (though not monetarily) punter having to hot-foot it back to 1A all dripping wet with shampoo when some particularly vicious clear-air turb hits...