Ah yes, customer service. I remember it well.
Hastings loadie appears from behind the aft screen, wearing mess dress and carrying a large cardboard box, which he places on the floor...
"Gentlemen, luncheon is served!" he announces and proceeds to throw our packed lunches at us.
The usual cheese & tomato sarnie, hard boiled egg, packet of crisps and an apple with brown patches on the skin.
That's customer service.
