My fave, hearing Captain left bags at bottom of stairs, in his mind obviously to be carried up to the back end by itself...
as they taxi out...
captain - "Loadie, you can see my bags cant you?
Loadie - "Oh yes captain".
Captain gets to destination to find out that the loadie was looking at his bags where they were left through the para door window...
A fool and his bags are easily parted.
Rule number one!