I recall sitting next to two people who are scared of flying. And both shared details of how, why and what will go wrong with this plane on this flight. The CC as usual where checking we were wearing our seatbelt's these two refused to, instead the continuously asked the member of crew for the belts similar to what the flight deck has. Cabin crew attempted to explain over and over that it was impossible to provide these. And they kept syaing why do passengers get these pieces of crap and the crew get decent belts. The CC responded with "They need us to be alive to account for the crash and defend the company. Passengers however will bad mouth the company".
Not really funny but what can you do.