Not sure you C.C. are going to allow ex-F/Deck to post on this thread, but reading tales of pax. behaviour reminds me : the dear old Bristol Britannia 312 had a small cubicle near the front designated as a Gents. toilet, and operating a chocolate box charter inbound from Jamaica about 50 yrs. ago the door opened and a steward crept up to the flt.engineer, who started to smile and wrote in his Tech Log. "Gents Urinal used as Arsenal, pls, clean " The subsequent crew found the note " Rectumfied". Doesn't sound as if much has changed. Miss it.