My name is Zooker, its aircraft that I spot,
But I know F&%$k all about ATC, not even a jot,
Im jealous of ATCOs and their healthy pay cheque,
But I wouldnt make it, and so Im envious as heck!
So I go on their forum and pretend to belong,
But every post I write is inaccurate, random and wrong.
They all insult me so I fight back pretending to know,
When really I know nothing of where Fidgell is going to go,
But at least I got attention and Fidgell took the time,
Glad he's an ATCO though as he's got no career in ryhme.
So I give my all to be in the group I so desperately desire,
My bedsits looking shabby next to the ATCOs empire,
So its scanner, tissues and hand cream for me, a woman is no go,
And friends would be nice, my life is empty and low,
So ill carry on trying to join in - It must be worth a punt...
Yet they all really know the truth - Im really a useless
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There's five minutes of my life I wont get back. Maybe this could be the start of a new thread. ATCO meets Pam Ayres....
