Sounds good to me...
Pita man, just you wit until the day where maybe you become an instructor!
Or NO, even better, just wait until you will be given a left seat on a commercial jetliner. I am 100% sure you will talk differently!
And if you dont, it just shows that you should not be in this profession mate!
Some of your factual info is correct, I have to admit to that, but boy you have a lot to learn still regarding being a pilot!
No shame in that, you just have to realise it!