Ty Bach House Rules. Shawbury 1991.
1. Never fall in love with a woman from behind or who's wearing sunglasses.
2. Never fall in love on the radio.
3. Never look at the bloke you're cutting up on the roundabout.
4. Never turn down leave, a fourth course at dinner or a 17 year old.
6. Never take the advice of your mates.
7. Never turn down the advise of your mates.
8. Never let the boys ride the tandem after happy hour.
Rule 5 was the squash/backhand one earlier.
[One Year Later] - Never cross the crewman mafia.