Originally Posted by
Bladdered
I was too busy watching Lord Craig fall asleep!

How could you tell?
Anyway, tips:
1. Ensure that you keep your luggage keys on a chain in your pocket.
2. Ensure you load YOUR luggage on the aircraft before doing anything else.
3. Ensure YOUR luggage is not stowed under the hydraulic reservoir.
4. Use a strong strap to hold your suitcase secure.
5. Ensure YOUR luggage is on the crew bus before you leave the aircraft.
6. Don't pack Maple Syrup in your suitcase.