You Know You Are In Africa When.....

[Wyle E Coyote]

........SAR don't go to the scene of a downed aircraft because "it's the will of god"

.......SAR is initiated fron SA, because THEY noticed the ELBA. not the country the aircraft went down in (even the operator didn't notice they were an aircraft short)

(thankfully no fatalities in either 'incident')

.......You crest the hump of the runway on takeoff, and come face to face with two vehicles parked on one side. After scraping paint off their roofs with a rapid rotation, getting a “sorry, I did ask them to move” from the tower…..who can clearly see they hadn’t

What fun we had there