1. Everything has a pK of 1 if it hits you.
2. Waking to find that you re-painted your cabin in an interesting shade of 'red wine' reminds you that you may have over-done it the night before
3. Asking the Flight Commander (Lynx) where he was 'in-the-picture- obviously-taken-from-the-helicopter' makes you look like an idiot
4. Never go to sea in anything that doesn't have at least two gas turbines and two stewards
5. Deciding, at 4 in the morning, to get navigationally curious (after a skinfull) is not a good reason to climb 9 decks and ask the Officer of the Watch (PMT girl) "where are we", whilst munching cheese you stole from the HODs fridge (Scapegoat!)
6. Better to be tried by 12 than carried by 6
7. 'Tis a dumb idea to go down with a full magazine - (according to SO19..)
