The Caravan........what a classic! Particularly it's description of FOs:
Yasser Wateverusay smiled his most ingratiating smile. "Sire, the effoh beith the poorest excuse for a man - the lowliest of lowly castes that willst worketh for the scraps and leavings fromst Thy table. However, they beith a necessary evil on every caravan."
"Effohs. We have heardeth not this strange name before. Whence commeth it frometh?"
"Sire, the effoh beith the caravan's effluent orderly."
"Effluent orderly? Dost thou meanest he collecteth the **** from the autocamel?"
"Yea, Sire, but not just from the autocamel. The effoh's lot in life beith to taketh **** from all quarters as he walketh close behind the autocamel in the dust."
