1. Tracer can be seen by you and the enemy.
2. 'Outgoing!' is usually preceeded by 'incoming!'.
3. Your equipment has been manufactured by the lowest bidding contractor.
4. The phrase 'over by Christmas' has no sell by date.
On a lighter note:-
Never assume the follow-me vehicle and the marshaller at large middle eastern airfields have actually seen the obstruction by the port wing.
When s*itting in the aircraft toilet ensure blue bag or fluid present.
Air Traffic services in-theatre may be provided by persons who have no grasp of the English language, have poor eyesight and hearing, suffer from co-ordination problems, probably haven't done an area radar course and will try to hold you off or vector you and your crew over the latest TIC/SAFIRE event.
Keep up the good work!
Living the Dream
