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Old 15th July 2008 | 10:26
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Strictly Jungly
 
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From: Rural Somerset
StopStart said:

I would be grateful if this thread could be continued in the current Pprune style. Please choose one of the following topics as a basis for your post.

1. I have no idea what you do but my job is harder than yours and I do more dets than you.

2. The RAF is rubbish and I'm going to leave. Just thought I'd tell you all anonymously on the internet.

3. It's all the fault of the officers who are too busy gorging themselves on Foie Gras to worry about us poor lads down here in the trenches.

Carry on....



Ahhhhhh the good old days......when 97% of posts were covered by 1 - 3 above.

Some more:

1. !!!! 'em!

2. People only say or do things for a particular reason. (See 1 and 3)

3. Trust no-one.

4. Dont try to dispose of naptha by pouring it into the snow and igniting it, watch in horror as the discarded can is too close to the conflagration and flames begin to emit from it, kick can away, sadly into tent which has a large quantity of straw on the floor. Watch helplessly as your winger kicks burning can and straw out of tent, laugh manically as the can now ignites your bergen and associated equipment by tree.
Try and then explain to QM why your Ski Dance boots have melted.

5. If it isnt written down it never happened!

6. Question everything.

7. Challenge everything.................


I am sure there's more.....

SJ
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