top tips.......
1. Never take a rifle to a knife fight in a telephone box
2. Never turn up 24 hours late for a route check
3. Never say " it's quite quiet today isn't it ? " on a Friday
4. Never ask a mover to " throw a strop over that bag will you ? "
5. Never plan early
6. Never get airborne having been told " the dip cell are on the case "
7. Never assume that the fresh faced yank kid servicing your aircraft bog actually knows what he is doing
8. Never never assume that the fluid running down the pan underneath the a/c might be fuel and dip your fingers for a quick taste test. See 7 above.
9. Never assume that the Hereford lads won't try hanging a hammock off the control runs/cables
10. Never assume you will change anything for very long.........