Dave - commiserations - nearly quite good
I met his mate, D*cky D*wes, in the Sgts Mess bar after a Finningley airshow and unwittingly spoke to him for a whole 15 minutes
I was awarded a "medal" (sandwich board) by his mates that read "Daily Bad Boy"
Unfortunately, I had to wear it till endex because I couldn't find someone else to talk to him for 15 mins 2 secs or better