If MEND were ever to snatch the Majah....in short order they would be paying Bristow to take him back!
Hopefully, NEO will be safe as long as he dresses in local mufti and adopts a Scouse dialect.....MEND would reckon he is from one of the Lost Tribes or something.
As to comparing the air con'ed office life to a working stiff's life in salubrious Eket....Pearl of the Niger Delta....why dear boy...you are catered to beyond compare....why you can even take three forths of your daily per diem home for leave expenses. What reason do you have to complain?
Paper cuts, and tea stains on your shirt far exceeds whatever imagined hardship you dream up to whine about.
Where's that lick upper stick.....errrrrr....stiff upper lip?