I was working at MAN as ground crew a few years ago, when I walked through T1 to get my lunch. A man came up to me and said 'can you tell me where I parked my car?' Trying to be my usual helpful self and thinking he couldn't find the car parks, I said 'certainly, which car park did you park in?' He replies, 'don't you know?' I did have to tell him, that as I wasn't in the car when he parked it, I would not be able to find it for him. He walked off, and I had my lunch and went back to work.
I wonder if he ever found his car?