Crab.
I've tried to stay out of this latest anti civvy rant but your assertion about the twin hoist fit needs correcting. When was it an option?(Genuine question.) Facts please, not your usual third hand information.
It was designed and developed by Bristow, not the hoist makers. Have you got a same capability, dual hoist fit on your yellow perils? No? Thought not! Going to get one? I doubt it!
Sorry for the willy waving but the mention of Billy(I know not by you) brought back a lot of memories, he was the genuine Mr. Nice Guy! And a good mate!
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