My friend.
You really dont want to come here!!.... Your worst day is nothing compared with the humiliation that you will recieve and utter disgust you will feel, and the silent disregard with which they will treat you.
And at the end of it all they will send you home and call you "a Bad pilot"
So just stay away from here, its not worth your time and probably the best thing you will have done to save your career..
Cheers
George