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Old 9th Jul 2008, 09:33
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DutchRoll
 
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Originally Posted by derek zoolander
Jeez Spinner, there'll be no one left in management.
You know, at first I thought that I wouldn't notice if there was no-one left in Management. But upon further consideration, the changes would be profound.

The profit margin will soar without the senior management bonuses. The preflight company INTAM list will become negligible. Tens of thousands of dollars will be saved in paper and printing costs as meaningless and pointless Memos, FSOs, and various other bits of paper are eliminated and my mailbox goes on a crash diet. And we'll actually be able to operate under the same set of rules and procedures for more than a single week. Heck, the regular attempts by the company to breach my employment contract might even cease!

I'm really looking foward to it!
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