Posted over the counter in a boot shop in Tucson, Arizona........
"Due to the shortage of robots, some humans work here and will react unpredictably when provoked!"
"God, I love this place. Please be patient, I only work here because I’m too old for a paper round, too young for social security and too tired to have an affair!"
"When I woke up this morning I had only one nerve left, now you’re getting on it!"
"This life is a test. It is ONLY a test. If it had been a real life, you would have received further instructions as to where to go and what to do!"
"I was put on this earth to carry out a certain number of tasks. Right now I’m so far behind I’m never going to die!"
"If you’re grouchy, irritable or just plain mean, there’s a $10 charge for just dealing with you!"
Yeah, I know, another slow day! What can I say.............?