the only thing you do downwind,
is p**s
not one rule of thumb so far..................."
Quite obviously you are sitting too close to the screen, as you missed the one above and almost certainly weren't listening on your mustering check rides 25 years ago, or whenever it was, "back in the ol'days".
I do hope that you pass it on to your students, it's one of the few things that will get them to be old.