My favourite was the woodentop RSM who thought it would be a good wheeze to rehearse the route lining for the return of the Stone of Destiny at @ 5.30 am on a weekday in the Royal Mile, Edinburgh.
I can only assume he didn't realise the flats above the shops are occupied as he was unceremoniously told to shut the **** up and had a bucket of water thrown over him from a 3rd floor window.