I guess when you type in a hurry to let it all out, punctuation is the last thing you think of.
Solly 
I wish one day, a pilot whose yoghurt's been confiscated for "security and safety" reasons, goes to the a/c, grabs the crash axe, comes back and slams it on the belt saying "I have this behind my seat in the f/d, does this look dangerous to you or does my yoghurt?"
Rgds,
ATS
I'm not enirely sure but i think this actually happened some time ago in STN