Nasty but funny
Now I like to pride myself sometimes on my ingenious comedian ideas.
Dumb surfy teenager from Gold Coast comes down the back galley on a 737 giving me a dumb look. I give him a dumb look. He then goes "ummm errrrr where's the toilet?"
Me: "I'm sorry it's only the girls toilets down the back here"
Pax: "Ummm errr wheres the blokes one?"
Me: "It's all the way up the front mate"
Pax: Walks all the way up front and has to wait for toilet
Me: Watches, then Bwwwahahahahhahahaha!
Still didn't tell him!
Oh and another from when I was new
Pax comes down the back to use toilet.
I observe they have no shoes on upon them exiting toilet.
Me: "Excuse me maam, I don't mean to be rude but could you please wear shoes next time you visit the lavatory?"
Pax: **Looking at me like I'm sort of alien** "What, wear shoes???"
Me: "Yes Maam, we cannot guarantee that the lavatory floor is hygenic as we only clean them every hour"
Pax: **Looks at me as if I'm a ******** and walks off**
Last edited by cargoattendant; 3rd Jul 2008 at 12:36.