I hope that one day I'm like 3REDS. It's my ultimate ambition. Imagine that, it would just be utopia. Surfing PPRuNE insulting as many people and organizations as possible. I can even visualize it now.....sat on my Airbus in a place far away from home with my shades on when it's dark and nicely polished orange, sorry gold bars. I would challenge anybody who didn't genuflect in my presence and tell me how they want to be in my position of superiority. I would damn to Hades anyone who possibly had the ignornace to be happy flying their current aircraft type close to home with a carrier I didn't approve of. Anyone who led a life free of contempt and jealousy of someone else would be blasted by my powerful autothrottle. I could go home and look in the mirror and grin to myself before I did my microwave meal for one. Then I would sit and wonder why everyone just smiles when I talk to them and no-one is my friend.
Enjoy the BIG chip pal
