HTDA
Pilot: May I take runway 14 if available.
ATC: Your cleared right base 14,
Pilot:There is traffic on the runway, will it be clearing soon?
ATC: Cleared to land 14
Pilot: Were turning final runway 14 and there is an airplane sitting sideways on the runway.
ATC: I told you were cleared to land 14!
Pilot: DAR TOWER! There is an airplane broke down on the runway and were 2 miles FINAL!
ATC: Continue Circling there is a VIP about to taxi.
Pilot:TABANAK! You are a terrible controller.
In a voice over the radio, "PEW PEW PEW!" And Monkey "OOO OHH HA HA HAH!"