Senior on a certain North's Favourite Low Cost Airline flight yesterday: "Anything from the trolley, madam?"
Female pax: "A bar of chocolate, please".
Senior hands pax the last remaining bar of chocolate which happens to be broken.
Pax: "It's broken, have you not got another?"
Senior: "Madam, if you can get a whole bar of chocolate in your mouth without breaking it, I'll give you twenty quid".
Pax looks stunned for a moment, then says: "Good call, I'll give you that one!"
First five rows break into laughter.