...when your pi$$ing out of your a$$
....when during a 20min flight ATC asks you for number of board and endurance 17 times.
.... When ATC is talking to you and the collision warning horn is going off in the background..Then tells you to stby.( Dar es Salaam jockey's know what i'm talking about).. No working radar everywhere else..
..when cleared to join the 11 DME arc and ATC asking you every 5 sec's 'Whats your DME now'
..when you respond 'charlie charlie'
Pax actually look at the seat belt demonstration because they have never used one before. Or they can't get out of their seats because they don't know how to unbuckle the seat belt.
..When you ask to return to the apron because of a door unlocked light and tower asks if you need fire brigade assistance.
... When security say you can't take your leatherman with you but gives you a gun and bullets belonging to a pax.
...when you declare a mayday and ATC asks you to standby whilst continuing to talk to other traffic who is his relation.