I heard this when I was on the L1011...
Ah, that takes us back to the good old days. Kai Tak, the Cathay Club, when the girls were part of the party scene....
Was it you C7 who told me this (true) story?
Cabin attendant comes to the flight deck to introduce herself to the crew and said to the captain, "Hello, I'm Dim."
Captain says, "Hello, I'm not too bright myself."