BikerMark, the famous FS1E, so popular during the early 80's cos they weren't restricted to 30 like my MT5. As for a 500 pounder, an old mate of mine was pretty hefty and the FS carried him ok so there's a chance.....the MT wouldn't carry a ruddy quarter pounder!
Is there any way that the recalcitrant scotsman can be press-ganged in some manner and end up somewhere hot and dusty, surrounded by those who have Grandma Batty yorkshire puddings on their heads waving the wrong end of an AK47 at him.....lets call in a GR9...oops, sorry...too much noise for you sir.......