Charlie, you old scrote! You must have learned stacks since your exodus down South. Most on 201 recall that you simply ate a lot and got beaten up by the Deaf Dumb and Blind kid!
As for stand off weapons, I want to become rich by suggesting that we build a series of huge catapults around the coast that are capable of hurling everything from torpedos to hand grenades, oh and big rocks into France too! That way we can do away with the RN and withdraw into our own safe island!
Bugger, some clever salesman from Boeing is going to steal my idea now!
