Great thread!
I’m not CC myself but this story was told me by a friend (female) who flew Gulf back in the 80’s
American husband and wife ( who were both enormous ) on London bound flight – somehow they make it known that both of them are medical doctors.
15 minutes after takeoff.
Wife pings call button.
PAX: Excuse me I have to take a pessary in a minute could you follow me into the bathroom and help me please?
C/C: Sorry madam why can you not do that yourself?
PAX: Because I CAN’T REACH!!!
( This is undeniable as her backside is h-u-g-e )
C/C: But your husband is a Doctor Madam, why can’t he do it?
PAX: Because he DOESN’T WANT TO!!!
C/C: Sorry madam I am your flight attendant – not a nurse! (Walks away).
( I wonder if PAX would have provided disposable gloves for the job!!!)