.....ATC makes you orbit at 200' to allow another aircraft to enter and backtrack for take off.
....when handling, navigation, parking and landing fee's exceed the GDP of most nations in africa.
....when someone parks a bus infront of your aircraft after engine start because you didn't give him paper with pictures of Benjamin Franklin on it..
.... when ATC tells you to stby 10 times on the last 6 miles before touchdown.
...when 100 people, 10 goats and 4 spare tires for a AN12 disembark from a YAK 40
... When Ground marshallers park you so your Jet blast is facing the Fuel storage and Bowser..
...... The airport is a good place for the workers to take a nap.
...... Being an alcoholic is a pre-requisite for being a customs,Immigration or security officer as well as being a chronic sleeper..