You must be a tax evading magician.
Or I just visit Ryanair.com, see the have in the middle of their frontpage "2 MILLION FREE SEATS - NO TAXES, NO FEES, NO CHARGES" and book.
They've done this around a dozen times over the past couple of years. One difference that has materalised in the past few occasions is that you have to pay to use a credit/debit card, whereas previously with the deal it was zero no matter the type of card. Hence before it would have been 2p and that's all for STN-SNN-STN, whereas now it is 2p plus £2.40 debit card fees (£1.20/sector; credit cards more). Of course, I'm not for a minute complaining.