Akchully Mr Evil, my aircraft has a galley (and often someone to cook my lunch and serve me with it), toilets, soft seats, no requirement to wear immersion suits and flys me in great comfort between 5 star hotels. And the hours I do in it look good on my CV. So good in fact, they helped me get a good job flying what I would call a 'real aircraft' when I leave next year.
Maybe not the aptitude to fly a 'real aircraft', but the common sense to fly a good one!!!!
Your turn.
(Don't worry UR - it's just a bit of trucky vs pointy chaps banter. Quite friendly really!)
Edited for witty reposts - and not spelling!
[This message has been edited by Dan Winterland (edited 07 December 2000).]