Our cabin crew had a brilliant one this evening:
Elderly lady, possibly one sandwich short of a picnic, gazes out of the Q400's window and calls the number 3 over: "Why is that other plane flying so close to us?" CC checks the view and replies "That's one of our engines madam."
Same lady is asked as she disembarks if there is someone meeting her. The reply: "I'm okay thank you, I've already eaten."
Bless.
