GUCU,
Landing fee, £75 per tonne [ish]
Fuel, £0.30 per litre
Security, £ 10.00 per pax
En-route charge, can't remember
Push back, £50 [ish]
"Handling" £25 [ish]
Then we have "salaries".....
I think that I will drive, cos I can't [really] afford to fly
we aim to please, it keeps the cleaners happy