Obviously, we are a complete bunch of idiots who don't understand the first thing about aviation security. The font of all knowledge is to be found within the Department for Transport and these guys have their fingers truly on its pulse (although I think, firmly grasped around their veined members might be more accurate). So we needn't worry, the checks are necessary and required and all the naughty people will be prevented from doing horrible things because of them (the image of the toll booth in Blazing Saddles comes to mind). And as they are doing a review, they'll no doubt recommend no changes - because they were right all along!
As bunch of jokers current running this country days appear to numbered, how about ignoring this lot and instead start fresh with Theresa Villiers mailto:
[email protected]. Dishing the dirt on the current fiasco might also put pressure on the current mob (or is the collective noun for group politicians a "Jerkel"?) to think twice.
PM